Dirty Golf Jokes For Adults: If you’re looking for a good laugh (and maybe a few cheeky innuendos), then read on for the funniest golf jokes that are also dirty
“Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes . He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer. In utter frustration the golfer said, “Caddie, take my clubs on in, I’m going to jump into the water and drown myself. If you’re looking for a good laugh (and maybe a few cheeky innuendos), then read on for the funniest golf jokes that are also dirty. Blind Golfer Jokes. Hahaha They’re better at it than guys.
23. 12. What do you call a snowman on the golf course? A Frosty Tee! How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? See more.
I’ll be fine in a few minutes,” the man replied. Golfer: “I think I’ll go drown myself in that lake.
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are… you have small boobs. An 80-year old golfer comes to the 16th hole, a par 3, and hits his ball into the woods.
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Funny Joke of the day :she is a left-handed golfer!
Some of those jokes are dirty jokes (never appropriate but) always funny.Golf's funniest one liners
Funny Joke: A man goes to a golf course and tells the club pro he's taught a gorilla to play golf
She hadn't a spare tit for Tat! There was a young man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe, while dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis, and woke up covered in goo.
Blonde Golfer Jokes. If you are playing with a golfer who says they never cheat, they’re also a liar. I am Julia, I love to laugh and I love to make people laugh. We have jokes about other sports like basketball, soccer, football, and more! 1.
Golf is a game invented by God to punish people who …. ”. A collection of funny golf jokes for golfers and golfing friends, from one-liners to Q&A, from puns to riddles. Not to be outdone, the Irishman glances at his wife and barks, “Pass the milk, you bloody cow!”. Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Four retired men play golf together once a week for many years. 2.
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User-cnurnxt
Saturday 11th of May 2024, 01:10:21 AM
It only gets better as the joke becomes more and more irrelevant.
TreesVitaminD
Thursday 9th of May 2024, 11:30:08 AM
USS Portland was among the 13 US Navy Surface Ships during the so called First Naval Battle of Guadalcanal (also called “Bloody Friday the 13th”). Portland engaged Imperial Japanese Navy Ship “Hiei”, originally a battlecruiser but after her third reconstruction listed as a fast battleship. Portland landed, or so it’s claimed, almost 30 8” shells on Hiei with USS Helena and USS San Francisco adding more shells. By dawn Hiei was a floating wreck - the Japanese claim she was hit over 85 times but that many of the American shells were duds. Aircraft from Henderson Airfield bombed and torpedoed her completing the destruction.
Dr.kesterdibia
Monday 6th of May 2024, 06:05:11 AM
Poor Tim no passport :_ThaigerSad:wish I was trapped in BBK