Funny Terms For Masturbating

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masturbation terms and jokes

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According to the algorithm behind Urban Thesaurus, the top 5 slang words for "masterbate" are: wash the dishes, walk the dog, cage the elephant, abuse your noodle, and tossing off. Poaching the egg 2. Paddling the pink canoe. Wank isn't very popular here.

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Denching the Judy. So, get at it! Get the Mamba Newsletter. The vulva-owner straddles them just below . Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by EventHorizon, Oct 9, (rationalization is like masturbation, the only one your fucking is yourself) Lindy Lindy, Oct 9, 2011 #10. Spelunking .



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Trust me, I tried to pick the least explicit options. Some of these images are specific to female masturbation, and some are specific to male masturbation. The Baker's "Buttering My Muffin". Lone Rangering 9.

Stimulating Facts about Masturbation - [SPEECH + TEXT]

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Most common are jerk off, jack off, and beat it. Jacking/Jilling off Remember, masturbation is not just fun but, as we’ve noted here, it also has significant benefits for your health. Digging for Clams What the hell is Betsy doing in the bathroom for so long? Digging for clams? 2. 15, 2023 . practise self-abuse. It turns out there’s some pretty funny ones.