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Premise 2: power corrupts. What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

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The 1st day at school: the new student named Jose Armando, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the 5th grade. 102 A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says to the bartender: “I’ll have a shot of whiskey and a beer for the road. 3. Keep the dream alive, and hit the snooze button. Read even more hilarious corny jokes for kids and adults below.

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Here come the longer funny adult jokes! Be careful, with them: Three guys go on a ski trip together. “I can’t,” says the poodle.