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"I doubt it," replied the caddie, dead-pan.

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Caddie: “I don’t think you’ll keep your head down long enough.

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:) A golfer was on vacation in Ireland and while playing he made a hole-in-one. With that a leprechaun jumps out from the trees and says, “I am the lucky leprechaun of the 13th hole. A naked man broke into a church.

In utter frustration the golfer said, “Caddie, take my clubs on in, I’m going to jump into the water and drown myself.

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The first player stops, doffs his cap, and bows his head as the cortege passes.

One of the funniest jokes ive ever heard lmao

My golf game is a lot like masturbating .